Jumaat, 2009 November 06

I come (late), I saw (bullshit), I conquer (nothing)

(blogging che det style)

1. A highly paid worker, especially europeans (er Dutch maybe?) is very strict on time management.

2. If you said your working hours is 0700-1900. Then you should comply with it.

3. The funny part is, certain companies made such absurd rules.

4. My experience is , " rules are meant to be broken... "

5. Or maybe, rules can be bend just to make certain people feel comfort with their working hours.

6. A low paid worker, (Malaysians maybe?) don't give a rat arse about time management.

7. They only comply with the rules, if their bosses were around and then same old habit returns.

8. In situation like this, problems arise when this 2 kind of worker joint venture.

9. Strike one is okay, strike two is warning and strike three you out.

10. Yours truly had been sent back to the head office.

11. At the head office, questions are asked, confessions were made and penalized will be in the future.

12. Some are mad, some are laughing.

13. But this is a serious matter.

14. In all seriousness, work related issue should not mixed up with personal matters.

15. Human resource people should deal with yours truly not thy wife.

16. It is so frustrating when this kind of people mixed (fucked) up profesionalism and personal matters.

17. In the end, head office agreed to give yours truly a second chance. (or maybe last?)

18. Now, writing this from the site office in Kuching.


Question of the day: Since when Malaysian Airlines serve Ferraro Rocher during meals?


Azlan "Too Much Air Asia flights" Zainal.

Ahad, 2009 Oktober 25

nasihat seorang pm... (project manager)

pagi itu aku bersama site engineer pergi ke larkin, amik safety officer yg baru pulang bercuti... (bayar bil air...)

jam 8 pagi kitorang masih di kedai makan, bersarapan...

pm gua mesej, "where are you guys?"

aku malas jawab. aku suh safety officer jawab, "breakfast..."

cube teka dia balas apa?

" Decipline urself, already working tym... dont take so much tym, be responsible and obserb proper working habbits. tq "

(aku rasa mesej nie loghat filipin kot...)

Proper working habits? aperkah? adakah main wayang depan belanda dikatakan proper working habits?

Ko nak wat decision bagi aku cuti pun menggelabah... Sigh...

Hari tue aku rasa aku kerja x ikhlas gila beb...

SIYOL !

Ahad, 2009 Oktober 11

bye kt hello jb (gp?)

sukacita dimaklumkan saya telah di transfer ke
project tg bin...
now staying in gelang patah...
papahal miss call...
nanti aku miss call balik...
haha...

p/s: rakan2, mintak alamat boleh tak? hehe... :)

Sabtu, 2009 September 12

meeting ngan dato'...

I
Semalam aku gi hq,
Aku ada meeting ngan dato',
Banyak cerita x guna,
Betul la org kata,
" anak tu rezeki... "
:)

II
Meeting jam 3:00 petang,
Pukul 10:00 pagi dah terpacak kat hq...
aper kes ?
hehe...

III
Semua rakan sekerja ada minat masing2,
Reclamation,
Revetment,
Civil Works,
Aku lek jer request, " Environment... "
Slumber... :)

IV
Dato' : Yang pakai baju merah tue, nanti pergi Kuching... Buat EIA...
Aku (yang pakai baju merah) : Yer Dato'...
Er, canne aku nak cakap kat bini aku nie?
Huhu...

V
Fakta menarik : Hanya 31 orang yg survive daripada 147 org yg diambil bekerja...

Elit bukan ?

Rabu, 2009 September 09

sembang bola ngan isteri...

dia : you sokong liverpool kan?

aku : a'ah. knape?

dia : x der lah. saje tanya...

aku : okay... you sokong aper?


dia : org sokong chelsea...


aku : (hati dah panas dah...) ek eleh, aper barang sokong chelsea...

dia : biar lah... (ada ura2 nak merajuk...)

aku : apersal you sokong chelsea? (kes x puas hati la nie, tanya...)

dia : sebab... sebab manager lama dia hensem (baca maurinho zaman tue...)

aku :( x pasti untuk gelak atau aper) sekarang sokong chelsea lagi tak?

dia : tak...

(hehe, macam2 la bini aku nie...)

Selasa, 2009 September 01

Creed - My Sacrifice

" When you are with me I'm free
I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others we'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
My Sacrifice... "

Sabtu, 2009 Ogos 29

membeli rumah...

mom was telling us ( me & wifey ) about her niece buying a new house.
a 1.8 mil house.
i was like, "boleh ar, ko anak tan sri..."
aku anak datuk jer... (sebab bapak aku ada 2 cucu)
tanpa segan silu aku berkata kepada isteri ku,
"Yang, I rasa kalau gabung gaji kita untuk 30 tahun nie,
kita boleh beli umah harga 3 juta..."
Mak gua terdiam....

Moral : Jgn kerek ngan mak sendiri...
P/s: Raya nie jgn lupa minta maaf pada mak korang...

Al-Fatihah untuk mak mertua gua.