Ahad, 28 Disember 2008

indie...

agak2 ada tak band indie yg nak main time kenduri kahwin?

upah? nasi minyak sudah.

kata indie.

it's for the music right?

tapi kan aku rasa indie tgh letup skang, mesti demand punyer...

hurm...

wedding planner, take note yer.

haha.

(aku kebosanan di opis lalu merapu sekian)

Ahad, 21 Disember 2008

sensitif kah aku?

pabila omak den call si dia...

"anak aunty ni sensitif sikit, sebab tue dia kahwin lambat..."

aku x pasti apakah hubung kait sensitiviti dengan perkahwinan...

tapi apa yang pasti, "mom knows best"...

sayang mak.

tiba2 rindu nak makan masakan mak.

huhu.

p/s: boleh tak mengular sampai kl makan tengahari, pastu balik kt balik?

Selasa, 16 Disember 2008

Selasa, 9 Disember 2008

ex's dream...

is it weird or just me ?
tetiba ex aku muncul dalam mimpi ?
nasib x mimpi basah... haha...
mesti ada something nie...
aper lagi yg x setel..?
minta maaf dah,
jumpa dah,
hurm... tolong...!

dah la nak gi pasir mas esok...
aku mula kucar kacir...
doakan gua, beb...

karim.

update : selamba wa x pegi... boleh...?
alasan : drive shaft keta aku dah bunyi2...
takut bawak jalan jauh...?
moral : repair keta anda sebelum berjalan jauh...
haha.


Rabu, 3 Disember 2008

pabila wak dirnt menikah...

yg dirancang :

- pergi majlis perempuan kat batu pahat
- pergi j.b (tidur semalam)
- jamming kat j.b
- pergi majlis lelaki kat batu pahat
- balik k.l

yg. terjadi :

- kereta overheat
- melepak di hentian sebelah kg. bemban
- kereta di tow plus ronda ke tol jasin (ikut prosedur)
- kereta masuk bengkel kat jasin.
- lepak makan sate di jasin sambil berbual politik. (apakah?)
- ketibaan hero2 j.b (abg sasa n babat)
- gi j.b, makan malam, check in hotel bajet.
- gi kenduri kahwin wife sasa punya kawan (kot?)
- jamming, lepak.
- amik bas balik kl.

moral : kita hanya mampu merancang... :)

selamat pengantin baru en. zailan...

Rabu, 26 November 2008

kepuasan bekerja..?

supply difference :-

data submitted (ext) - data received (int) = profit

lama kelamaan aku semakin menjadi seorang kontraktor.

untung di dunia x semesti untung di akhirat...

hurm... pening...

er, Impian ada kerja kosong tak..? huhu...

Khamis, 20 November 2008

the sexy (ke?) tag...

Tagged dari Pjoe,
  1. Tangkap @ sertakan 3 keping gambar anda yang anda rasakan paling Sexy.
  2. Tak semestinya tak berpakaian atau mendedahkan..mungkin anda rasa senyuman anda masa itu adalah sexy..sertakan!!!
  3. Nyatakan kenapa gambar itu begitu sexy di mata anda?
  4. Tag 5 rakan-rakan anda yang sexy
  5. Selamat bersexy!!
mandi air terjun, lata tembakah... sexy tak? NOT..!

gambar wa kena candid kat site opis, ganu kite...

amacam sexy tak, lutut gua? hehe...

aku nak tag sesiapa yg rasa dia sexy...

(kerana kecantikan adalah hak milik setiap insan... hehe)

Selasa, 18 November 2008

love is a verb...

woman : love is a verb.
man : really?

woman : yeah, you don't say it, you do it.

man : so, are we doing IT, or not?

woman : ...

hehe. :P

Sabtu, 15 November 2008

tropic thunder...

if a movie deserve a big wtf?, this one got my vote...

what a waste of time...

nasib baik x tgk wayang...

haha...

majulah tokey dvd untuk negara...

sekian...

pis.

aper ek citer best?

rekemen la brader bro... :)

Rabu, 12 November 2008

Situasi

SITUASI…

Diskriminasi menjatuhkan aku
Reputasi kini menjadi bisu
dan aku , ku layu
disitu

Mengharapkan sesuatu yang baru
itulah impian aku

Dan bila kau menghilang
Musnah la, musnah impian
tuk menggapai bintang
terangi hidup ku
Ku mahu kau tahu
engkaulah, destinasiku
dalam ingatanku .. oh oh oh…

Kerana diri ini tak daya lagi
menempuh hidup yang ku temui
dan aku , ku tunggu .. oh oh oh
disitu

Mengharapkan sesuatu yang baru
itulah impian aku

Rabu, 5 November 2008

they say...

they say, "3rd time's a charm"

so true.

alhamdulillah.

lega.

:)

Khamis, 30 Oktober 2008

chelsea 0 1 liverpool

nyanyi sama2 yer...

"Stamford bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.

Stamford bridge is falling down.

My poor Chelsea..."

aku tau masih awal, tapi apa yg penting aku puas hati... haha...

next stop : pompey...!

Isnin, 20 Oktober 2008

a cheap man's wedding...

A cheap man's wedding...
The idea is so fricking simple...
Whoever made the lowest bid for
anything like wedding cupcakes,
photography, live band get the job
and will be hired...
how's that..?
sound reasonable..?
:)

Ahad, 12 Oktober 2008

raya : the review part 2...

- i miss berbuka at rembau on the last day puasa. :(
- this year we celebrate raya in kl; thanx to me. :)
- then at pak long's house, wan's house in rembau and back to mak cik limah's house (oag - orang alor gajah)
- raya ke-2 : to pak cik midi's house and jalan2 cari pasal di bandar melaka.
- malam raya ke-2 : bbq... yeah..!
- panggang, makan, isap okok, bagi duit raya, nyanyi lagu birthday, salam2, balik kl...
-3rd raya : bangun, siap2 nak balik ganu, kerja kerja.
-palat kan?

Isnin, 6 Oktober 2008

raya : the review...

selamat hari raya, maaf zahir batin dari saya sekeluarga...

bersama ayahanda tercinta... (penulis blog realiti kehidupan...)

posing wojik..! (dah pandai dah... hehe...)

di candid semasa cubaan menghisap rokok ketika budak2 bermain bunga api...

Selasa, 30 September 2008

Perutusan Raya...

Saya, Fernando Torres ingin mengucapkan selamat hari raya kepada peminat2 liverpool di malaysia khususnya mohd azlan, pjoe, mrs chics dan abg sase...

Saye juga ingin mendedikasi dua gol saya tempoh hari menentang everton kepada mereka.

Tidak lupa juga abg keane, bekas pemain leeds united (pa hal?) kerana sudi mengassist saya.

p/s: kepada kelab manchester, mid table ke season nie?

p/s2: kepada arsenal, pahal tetiba kalah? hull city jer kot...

-Fernando Torres-

Rabu, 24 September 2008

teka teki...

semalam, time berbuka (atau time makan malam
untuk sesetengah orang), aku terfikir...
"kenapa, orang kaya bertambah kaya dan
orang miskin bertambah miskin..?"
lalu ku kirimkan sms soalan yang
serupa kepada individu2 tertentu...
ini jawapan mereka :-

pesara tentera - "rajin dan malas"
eksekutif akaun - "lumrah dunia kot?"
usahawan muda - "jawapan aku terlalu islamiah"
pelajar luar negara - "yang kaya nak bertambah kaya, yang miskin x leh nak wat aper,lol"
gadis pasir mas - "x tahu lah jawapan dia, wak..."

jawapan anda..? ;)

jawapan yg dicari :
sebab org kaya x bayar zakat... :)

Ahad, 21 September 2008

hampa, hampeh dan hampagas...


keriangan abg gerrard hanyalah sementara...

"siyot, wa ingat dah gol dah... kiwak ref..!" - steven gerrard.

"kami memang sengaja seri dengan stoke city tue..." - rafa benitez.

ni aku tensen dengan team favourite aku nie, baru menang ngan man u dah ngada2 nak seri ngan team yg pakai baju cap ayam - le coq sportif..!

argh tensi bai..!

Ahad, 14 September 2008

walk on, walk on...

"a picture worth a thousands words..."

kelihatan sir fergie salam x puas hati dengan en. rafa...

haha...

x per tok fergie, cuba lagi...

defend man utd kucar-kacir, tapi gabungan rooney-berbatov-tevez mencuakkan aku gak...

huhu takut2...

walaupun sakit telor, gerrard tetap diperlukan... cayalah kapten marvel...!

super-sub, ryan babel menyetelkan kehuru-haraan defend2 man utd, dan abg giggs... haha...

keputusan akhir : LIVERPOOL 2 MAN UTD 1

sekian, karim singh walia melaporkan...

Ahad, 7 September 2008

rooftops...

When our time is up
When our lives are done
Will we say we've had our fun

Will we make a mark,this time
Will we always say we tried

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out (x3)
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out

All the love I've met
I have no regrets
If it all ends now, I'm set

Will we make a mark, this time
will we always say we tried

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out (x3)
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your heart out

Standing on the rooftops
Waiting till the bombs drop
This is all we got now
Scream until your heart stops
Never gonna regret
Watching every sunset
Listen to your heartbeat
All the love that we found (x2)

Scream your heart out (x3)
Scream your..

Standing on the rooftops
Everybody scream your heart out (x3)
This is all we got now
Everybody scream your..

Selasa, 2 September 2008

merdeka..!

merdeka (mer-de-ka) : - melarikan diri dari kerja selama 3 hari untuk bersama keluarga dan rakan2 sambil menyambut ketibaan bulan ramadhan...

:)

what's your meaning of merdeka for this year..?

p/s : mengibarkan bendera terbalik bukan menghina yer...

hah !

Sabtu, 23 Ogos 2008

birthday / sand

an ex miss called me this morning, (rindu kot? NOT! haha)
so i text her,

me: ?
her: birthday saya 25hb nie...
me: so?
her: ... (x jawab terus)

p/s: she's engaged and still hoping i buy gift for her? come on la, aper guna tunang ko tue..? zzz....

***

during lunch with the consultant, he stopped by at the hardware store, i asked why...

me: apersal?
him: nak beli guni...
me: nak wat per?
him: nak amik pasir laut, bos aku nak letak dalam akuarium.
me: aper? pasir laut? letak dalam akuarium? bos kau suruh? (aku dah bantai gelak gila dah)

p/s2: bos dia kat kl, mamat nie kat kt. ade ka patut? er, dah x de pasir ke kat kl tue?

macam macam.

:)

Selasa, 19 Ogos 2008

Cypress Tree

Cypress Tree (the Faithfullness)
- strong, muscular, adaptable, takes
what life has to give but doesn't
necessarily like it, strives to be content,
optimistic, wants to be financially independent,
wants love and affection, hates loneliness,
passionate lover which cannot be satisfied,
faithful, quick-tempered at times,
can be unruly and careless,
loves to gain knowledge,
needs to be needed.

What is your tree..?

Selasa, 29 Julai 2008

28

it's just a number, right?

sumpah in denial.

haha.

peace.

make love not war.

cheers? ;)

Rabu, 23 Julai 2008

lawak pak cik gerai...

we were taking a break after a site visit with the environment consultant.

we decide to have a drink at one stall near the beach.

my pm asked the stall owner, "air apa ada sini..?"

without hesitation he answered, "air laut ada sini..."

seeing us awkward and fail to react with his joke(?), he continue, "air kopi ada, teh ada..."

air laut eh pak cik..?

funny old man.

:)

Isnin, 21 Julai 2008

The Dark Knight vs Hellboy



watched both, personally i like hellboy better... ;)

the festival...

" kita suka berada di sini,
kita suka berada di sarawak,
kita suka berada di sini,
terima kasih banyak,banyak,banyak..."

see ya next year..?

:)


Selasa, 8 Julai 2008

angel vs devil...

it's an epic struggle...
it's an everyday battle...
balance..?
i guess so...
sometimes the angel won...
but the devil got their fair share too...
i wonder...
what if..?
last i checked,
the devil won...
damn..!

p/s: cherating was nice... :)

Khamis, 3 Julai 2008

the scandal...

the scandal.
suspected it a long time ago.
now, the truth is out there.
people talking.
people making jokes.
the truth?
i pity them.
seriously.

p/s: thank god, it's just a phase. :)

Khamis, 26 Jun 2008

pesanan khidmat masyarakat...

PLS USE RECYCLE PAPER... :)
THANK YOU
HAVE A BLOG,
SAVE A TREE...
I GUESS...
HEH..!

Khamis, 19 Jun 2008

dearly beloved...

Dearly beloved, are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between insane and insecure
Oh therapy, can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused
For lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse...

Khamis, 12 Jun 2008

pulau indah - batu pahat - ganu kite...

sempat jumpa anak buah aku...
walaupun sekejap...
miss that little guy, already...

i owe this guy big time,
bro, lepas ni wa balik kl naik keta... haha.

bergambar kenangan bersama pengantin...
kahwin dengan ustazah member aku nie... :)

Rabu, 4 Jun 2008

oil prices...

Minyak naik lagi...
kali ini dengan tawaran harga yang lebih menarik...
RM 2.70..!
kepala hotak la, weh...
agak2 la naik pun...
kimak anjing...
(sori, aku emo..!)
tahniah pak lah...
weh, tolong afundi keluar boleh tak..?
sigh...

Ahad, 18 Mei 2008

welcome little guy...


my sis finally (lol) give birth.
his name is muhammad izz zafran bin mohd irwan.
welcome to the world little guy.
nanti pak long belanja kasut nike.
hehe.

Rabu, 7 Mei 2008

i'm sorry... cause...

i'm sorry i'm too ego
cause i'm a leo
i'm sorry i'm always right
cause i'm bright
i'm sorry i can't understand you
cause you never gave a chance
i'm sorry i'm too jealous
cause i'm in love with you
i'm sorry it doesn't work out
cause i thought we will be good together...
p/s: never told you love someone,
unless you mean it. ok awak?

Rabu, 30 April 2008

mari mencandat...

at first, i was skeptical and thought this will be a waste of time.

mula2 kepala dah pening, aku hanya mampu berbaring di dek.

(oh ya, kitorang mencandat x naik bot, gi naik kapal terus...)

dalam pukul 12 camtu, aku x leh nak tido terus bangun dan mencuba bakat dalam arena mencandat.

dalam beberapa minit, naik la seekor. boleh tahan gak ar besar nye.

all in all aku berjaya mencandat 7-8 ekor sotong. sesi mencandat tamat jam 2.30 pagi. sampai kat jeti jam 5 pagi.

nasib baik pm kaw tim. aku kerja half day hari tue. huhu.

Khamis, 24 April 2008

"sesumpah"

before my brother's reception, mum asked the one million dollar question,

mom : what do you want in this life..?

me : i just want someone who understands me...

mom : no one can understands you, you're like sesumpah (eh aper daa sesumpah in english?)

me : me? sesumpah? i'm just being myself...

mom : suka hati ko la, lan...

after the conversation, aku termenung seketika...

Isnin, 14 April 2008

4 days of leave...

a solo road trip... huhu...
a short hair cut...
a brother got married... grats..!
a friendship rekindled...
- a gift exchanged...
a fairy tale wedding...
a flight back...
and now,
a monday blues...
sigh...

Khamis, 3 April 2008

what ta kwat..?

the ex is gonna be transfered from hq to the site office...

guess which site office..?

My site office..!

What the fark la kan..?

Haizz..!

Khamis, 20 Mac 2008

anouncement...

"Penerbangan MH101 ke Kuching dibatalkan atas sebab sebab tertentu..."

"Pembaik-pulihan kira kira 2 bulan tidak mampu untuk menyelamatkan pesawat tersebut..."

"Harap maklum..."

Bintang kecil :- ktk dah x syg kmk... huhu...

NEXT..!

Rabu, 12 Mac 2008

selamat hari lahir mak...

mak,
selamat hari lahir.
moga panjang umur dan murah rezeki.
org minta maaf dari hujung rambut
sampai hujung kaki.
moga bahagia dunia dan akhirat.

anakmu yg degil,
mohd azlan bin halijah
(nama sebut dalam kubur nanti)

Jumaat, 7 Mac 2008

kempen...

sori deh.

kawe gi besut.

kempeng untuk haji derih.

bos kawe yang suruh, deh.

kang nanti x dapat projek pulok.

dunia oh dunia.

bereh boh..!

Jumaat, 22 Februari 2008

aku di kt...

ketibaan gua di site dengan penuh gaya...

silap2 jadi site engineer la pulok...

yer sayang, nanti abg beli coki2...

sekali ada orang candid gambar wa daa...

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