Selasa, 1 Disember 2009

311 - love song



" However far away, I will always love you
However long I stay, I will always love you
Whatever words I say, I will always love you
I will always love you... "

Jumaat, 6 November 2009

I come (late), I saw (bullshit), I conquer (nothing)

(blogging che det style)

1. A highly paid worker, especially europeans (er Dutch maybe?) is very strict on time management.

2. If you said your working hours is 0700-1900. Then you should comply with it.

3. The funny part is, certain companies made such absurd rules.

4. My experience is , " rules are meant to be broken... "

5. Or maybe, rules can be bend just to make certain people feel comfort with their working hours.

6. A low paid worker, (Malaysians maybe?) don't give a rat arse about time management.

7. They only comply with the rules, if their bosses were around and then same old habit returns.

8. In situation like this, problems arise when this 2 kind of worker joint venture.

9. Strike one is okay, strike two is warning and strike three you out.

10. Yours truly had been sent back to the head office.

11. At the head office, questions are asked, confessions were made and penalized will be in the future.

12. Some are mad, some are laughing.

13. But this is a serious matter.

14. In all seriousness, work related issue should not mixed up with personal matters.

15. Human resource people should deal with yours truly not thy wife.

16. It is so frustrating when this kind of people mixed (fucked) up profesionalism and personal matters.

17. In the end, head office agreed to give yours truly a second chance. (or maybe last?)

18. Now, writing this from the site office in Kuching.


Question of the day: Since when Malaysian Airlines serve Ferraro Rocher during meals?


Azlan "Too Much Air Asia flights" Zainal.

Ahad, 25 Oktober 2009

nasihat seorang pm... (project manager)

pagi itu aku bersama site engineer pergi ke larkin, amik safety officer yg baru pulang bercuti... (bayar bil air...)

jam 8 pagi kitorang masih di kedai makan, bersarapan...

pm gua mesej, "where are you guys?"

aku malas jawab. aku suh safety officer jawab, "breakfast..."

cube teka dia balas apa?

" Decipline urself, already working tym... dont take so much tym, be responsible and obserb proper working habbits. tq "

(aku rasa mesej nie loghat filipin kot...)

Proper working habits? aperkah? adakah main wayang depan belanda dikatakan proper working habits?

Ko nak wat decision bagi aku cuti pun menggelabah... Sigh...

Hari tue aku rasa aku kerja x ikhlas gila beb...

SIYOL !

Ahad, 11 Oktober 2009

bye kt hello jb (gp?)

sukacita dimaklumkan saya telah di transfer ke
project tg bin...
now staying in gelang patah...
papahal miss call...
nanti aku miss call balik...
haha...

p/s: rakan2, mintak alamat boleh tak? hehe... :)

Sabtu, 12 September 2009

meeting ngan dato'...

I
Semalam aku gi hq,
Aku ada meeting ngan dato',
Banyak cerita x guna,
Betul la org kata,
" anak tu rezeki... "
:)

II
Meeting jam 3:00 petang,
Pukul 10:00 pagi dah terpacak kat hq...
aper kes ?
hehe...

III
Semua rakan sekerja ada minat masing2,
Reclamation,
Revetment,
Civil Works,
Aku lek jer request, " Environment... "
Slumber... :)

IV
Dato' : Yang pakai baju merah tue, nanti pergi Kuching... Buat EIA...
Aku (yang pakai baju merah) : Yer Dato'...
Er, canne aku nak cakap kat bini aku nie?
Huhu...

V
Fakta menarik : Hanya 31 orang yg survive daripada 147 org yg diambil bekerja...

Elit bukan ?

Rabu, 9 September 2009

sembang bola ngan isteri...

dia : you sokong liverpool kan?

aku : a'ah. knape?

dia : x der lah. saje tanya...

aku : okay... you sokong aper?


dia : org sokong chelsea...


aku : (hati dah panas dah...) ek eleh, aper barang sokong chelsea...

dia : biar lah... (ada ura2 nak merajuk...)

aku : apersal you sokong chelsea? (kes x puas hati la nie, tanya...)

dia : sebab... sebab manager lama dia hensem (baca maurinho zaman tue...)

aku :( x pasti untuk gelak atau aper) sekarang sokong chelsea lagi tak?

dia : tak...

(hehe, macam2 la bini aku nie...)

Selasa, 1 September 2009

Creed - My Sacrifice

" When you are with me I'm free
I'm careless, I believe
Above all the others we'll fly
This brings tears to my eyes
My Sacrifice... "

Sabtu, 29 Ogos 2009

membeli rumah...

mom was telling us ( me & wifey ) about her niece buying a new house.
a 1.8 mil house.
i was like, "boleh ar, ko anak tan sri..."
aku anak datuk jer... (sebab bapak aku ada 2 cucu)
tanpa segan silu aku berkata kepada isteri ku,
"Yang, I rasa kalau gabung gaji kita untuk 30 tahun nie,
kita boleh beli umah harga 3 juta..."
Mak gua terdiam....

Moral : Jgn kerek ngan mak sendiri...
P/s: Raya nie jgn lupa minta maaf pada mak korang...

Al-Fatihah untuk mak mertua gua.

Rabu, 26 Ogos 2009

ramadhan 1430

masuk hari nie baru 5 hari puasa,

tapi budak2 opis aku sibuk pasang lagu raya...

aperkah?

x respect langsung...

at least seminggu sebelum raya ko pasang, ok lah lagi kan... an an...

pasang lah nasyid ker, bacaan al-Quran ker...

smooth sket jiwa gelora nie...

haha... poyo..!

p/s : setakat nie sahur adalah sukses, thanx to my dear wife yg sudi kejut... nges2...

Jumaat, 14 Ogos 2009

wind - akeboshi

" Don't try to live so wise
Don't cry 'cos your so right
Don't dry with fakes or fears
'cos you will hate yourself in the end... "

Rabu, 29 Julai 2009

29

Syukur kerana masih bernafas hingga hari ini...

With a wife and a baby coming soon, i'm blessed for every little detail happened in my life...

Thank you mum & dad...

You raised us well, even my wife agreed...

Thank you brothers and sisters...

Without you guys, this brother is nothing...

Thank you friends,

You guys come and go, but every of you meant something to me...

Thank God for this life...

Alhamdulillah.

Khamis, 23 Julai 2009

El Scorcho

" I'm a lot like you so please
Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you
And you'd be good for me... "

Sabtu, 18 Julai 2009

c l a s s i c 9 5

( najib aka doraemon uploaded this on facebook)

hehe.

the year was 1995.

it was Malam Aidilfitri.

i was in Form 3. 3b1 to be exact.

the picture were taken in front of PSP.

PSP = Pusat Sumber Pembelajaran - the library.

p/s : orang kurus la dulu wak... :P

Selasa, 14 Julai 2009

Isnin, 6 Julai 2009

p o y o

r a s a m a c a m n a k u p d a t e ,
t a p i , x d e i d e a . . .
b o l e h ?

r a s a m a c a m n a k c e r i t a ,
t a p i , t a k u t o r g m e n y a m p a h p u l a . . .
p u l a k .

r a s a m a c a m n a k k o n g s i ,
t a p i , n a n t i a d a y g i r i h a t i . . .
b e n c i !

m a c a m m a c a m r a s a ,
p e l b a g a i a l a s a n . . .
t a p i a p a y g p a s t i ,
k i t a x l e h n a k g e m b i r a k a n s e m u a o r g . . .
k a n s a y a n g ?

; )

p / s : s p a c e b a r b a n y a k d i g u n a k a n d l m e n t r y i n i .

Rabu, 1 Julai 2009

the lion sleeps...

hari nie aku penat.

lepas lunch, aku terus tidur kat surau.

patut lah badan aku semakin sihat.

baru2 nie timbang mencecah 91kg. Dayum!

nak dijadikan cerita, surau sebelah bilik bos.

dah la tidur berdengkur, sampai bilik bos pun dengar.

dua kali gak ar, bos suh budak2 dia kejut aku.

haha. last2 sekali member fed up terus kuar amik gambor kat site katanya...

moral : jika tidur berdengkur, bawak2 la cover line...

p/s: i wonder how my wife sleep at night? sorry sayang... huhu...

Ahad, 28 Jun 2009

Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You

So breathe in so deep
Breathe me in
I'm yours to keep
And hold onto your words
Cuz talk is cheap
And remember me tonight
When your asleep...

p/s: baru 3 minggu nikah, dah berjauhan... huhu...

Isnin, 15 Jun 2009

06.06.09

" kadangkala kita lupa dalam ketaksuban kita terhadap sesuatu perkara,
kita masih disatukan dengan satu kalimah.
semoga kalimah ini dapat menyatukan kita semua,
tidak kira sama ada berbeza ideologi politik, warna baju atau pun
nombor geng kongsi gelap... (aperkah?) "

p/s: wa akad nikah 3 kali beb...
kedua2 tok kadi dan gua bermandian peluh...

Ahad, 24 Mei 2009

Ahad, 17 Mei 2009

majlis kesyukuran...


dengan rasa rendah hati, saya menjemput pembaca budiman ke majlis saya...

p/s: kalau walimatul urus kena bagi duit ek?

Sabtu, 9 Mei 2009

Ahad, 26 April 2009

Here Without You...

" The miles just keep rollin'
As the people leave their way to say hello
I've heard this life is overrated
But I hope that it gets better as we go, oh yeah yeah "

Isnin, 20 April 2009

balik kl...

minggu lepas balik kl,

hajat di hati nak renew road tax.

tup tup kena pergi kursus kahwin.

huhu.

moral : kita hanya mampu merancang...

soalan bonus : sudah kah anda menghadiri kursus pra-perkahwinan?

daftarlah segera.

hehe.

best woo...

Ahad, 12 April 2009

Woo..!

" its because we can just do it better than britney... "

Ahad, 5 April 2009

a secret...

the secret of life.

be grateful for what you have.


if you want something,


first ask,


second believe


and third receive.


visualize your future,


imagine what car you want to drive,


what house you want to live in, and what kind of relationship you want.


smile to the world, and world will smile back at you. :)


(tetiba aku jadi penulis motivasi... aperkah..?)

Jumaat, 27 Mac 2009

"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" by Nine Days

" This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles... "

p/s: awak jgn sedih2 eh, nanti org balik kl... huhu...

Ahad, 22 Mac 2009

...

malas nak update, boleh tak?
(tapi update gak sebenarnya...)
aperkah?
soalan minggu ini : adakah man utd masih trauma dgn kekalahan 1-4?
atau pun musim kad merah?
krismas lepas lama dah...
haha..!
(menggelakkan semua penyokong man utd seantero dunia...)

Jumaat, 6 Mac 2009

Sepah de Hawau...

kompem beb, juara...

amir, i'm sorry...

jihan, ko masuk pertandingan bercerita ke?

haha.

kimak inai x gaji lagi. huhu.

Ahad, 1 Mac 2009

welcome little guy part 2...

my sis in law gave birth to this cute guy.

his name is Umar Nafidz b. Mohd Hafidz.

love the name.

so original.

hehe.

erm, nanti pak long belanja aper ek?

x kan kasut nike kot...

bengkok la...

p/s: Congrats Hafidz n Sheemi... Tuichi Jr in da house...

Khamis, 19 Februari 2009

semalam...

semalam aku tidur lambat.

semalam aku main psp.

semalam aku main game nie.

serius game nie berhantu.

selalu jadi manager jer, skang hamik ko jadi player.

aku suka jadi midfield, jeneral di padang katanya.

aku x suka jadi striker, pressure beb kalau x score gol.

tapi skang, kalau main futsal aku jadi defend jer, dapat bola terus rembat.

haha.

x pun jadi keeper, sebab x de org nak jadi keeper.

hampeh.

(sekian entry yg tiada tujuan)

p/s: awak, nanti hantaran org nak PSP boleh tak? huhu.

Selasa, 10 Februari 2009

070209

pabila yg dirancang,
menjadi kenyataan,
macam mimpi pun ada,
tapi kita kena
berpijak di bumi nyata,
apa yang pasti,
ikatan janji telah ada,
kalau dah jodoh,
x kan ke mana...

yer dok?

sekalung budi buat:-

ayah dan bonda
pak long & mak long
pak ngah tahir
mak ngah cheras
pak lang kassim
mak lang habsah
pak cik salim & mak cik limah
pak uda joe

(tanpa mereka, siapalah saya)

Ahad, 25 Januari 2009

tag.

The rules are simple. Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must choose a picture in the first page of the results, and post it as your answer. After that tagged 6 people

*I am*
*I really want to go to**My favourite place*
*My favourite thing**My favourite drink**My favourite food*
*My favourite colour**I was born in*

*I live in**My school/college*

*My favourite story*

*My hobby*
*I wish I am*

Khamis, 22 Januari 2009

nirvana - lithium


I’m so happy ’cause today
I found my friends
They’re in my head
I’m so ugly, but that’s okay
Cause so are you
Broke our mirrors
Sunday morning is everyday for all I care
And I’m not scared
Light my candles
In a daze cause I found god

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I’m so lonely
That’s okay I shaved my head
And I’m not sad
And just maybe I’m to blame for all I’ve heard
But I’m not sure
I’m so excited, I can’t wait to meet you there
But I don’t care
I’m so horny but that’s okay
My will is good

Yeah, yeah, yeah

I like it - I’m not gonna crack
I miss you - I’m not gonna crack
I love you - I’m not gonna crack
I kill you - I’m not gonna crack

(kill? ganas jugak cobain nie...)

Ahad, 18 Januari 2009

Ahad, 4 Januari 2009

prediction 2009...

- oil prices mungkin turun naik...

- living cost naik, recession mah...

- barclay's premier league winner? - liverpool. bagi la can... :P

- champion's league winner? - barcelona kot?

- kak bib kurus? hurm... NOT..!

- apit dapat baby girl... ;)

- pak mer is coming back for raya this year, god's will

- ishi scorer cam biasa...

- pija menjadi semakin poyo...

- as for me, this year la kot? huhu...

sekian ramalan 2009.

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